presave now
“collapse” is OUTTT NOWWWWWWW YURRR!!!!!!!!
obviously it’s silly to get deep about a sex song, but this release really feels like the start of a new chapter! one with less second-guessing and more self-belief. as a famous perfectionst, it’s about time that i get less precious and start sharing.
more exciting is what’s to come: so much of this world to build, so much to be achieved, and so much to share with the world! AND with YOUR HELP i can achieve my five year plan:
year 1: win a smaller award. something humble and chill? idk something like an apple music whatever? just put me in a room with zane lowe i could make something happen for sure.
year 2: billboard hot 100 top 10 single produced by zedd. i’m bringing that back. break free music video laser tits style. sellout recession pop will be my way into the zietgeist. maximalism.
year 3: hbo drama appearance/recurring role. prestige. i’ll take a break from the music to expand my brand. if that doesn’t work, i’ll settle for a european tour or a broadway run.
year 4: grammy nomination. coachella. sabrina carpenter feature. i get lunch with troye sivan and we talk about our commonalities and how we’re such great friends at least like once a week.
year 5: inevitable second album flop, drug scandal, but it was actually all PR!!! i release my secret (perfect) third album the next week. also it’s a concept album. undeniably iconic. madonna gives a spoken word intro like T.I. does on travis scott’s rodeo. i’m universally loved (for now) and i start a charity or something.
and that’s just the beginning...
all my achievable goals aside, i’m having so much fun putting out music again and feeling like a real musician! connected, productive, and generative.
i’m leaving berlin soon and i’m honestly so grateful for my time here, for my friends, for my routine, for the sense of peace i’ve gotten here. despite being started 2 years ago, “collapse” wouldn’t have happened without berlin. it’ll be hard to say goodbye but at least i have all these silly videos of myself lip-syncing in front of the “HORNY” graffiti to reminisce with.
OK so basically get out there! go stream it! play it for ur sneaky link! play it for ur mama! mami! papi! pop pop!
play “collapse” in the car! play it at the starbucks drive thru and get a frappucino because you deserve it, bitch!
let the energy of “collapse” carry you through every situation, every loving moment, let it pull you up from your depressions, and let it heal you. it has that power, spiritually. i know because i paid a tiktok witch to bless it with a rose quartz protection spell so it’s basically negative energy-proof. so add it to all your playlists and get FREAKYYYYYY (and blessed)!!!!!
more sooner than you can imagine...
babyhayes